What a difference 31 years
makes:
1971:
Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test
1971: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1971: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1971: KEG
2002: EKG
1971: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux
1971: Moving to California or Florida because it's cool
2002: Moving to California or Florida because it's warm
1971: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly
1971: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints
1971: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer
1971: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM
1971: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian
1971: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint
1971: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones
1971: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office
1971: Down with the system
2002: Upgrade the system
1971: Disco
2002: Costco
1971: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1971: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid
1971: Hoping to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor